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E.R. Flynn's avatar

I let my Dog Zeke read this and he whole-heartedly agrees with Cerberus. Humankind would be lost without the trusty dog to keep watch and point out where the good food was.

He also asked which dog park Cerberus hangs out in. But I warned him that she might outmaneuver him when it comes to philosophical hypotheses.

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C. Elyse's avatar

This is hysterical: So, the uppity nerve of you, Subaru (if that is your name) for suggesting this whole thing. You can take your “extra mile” and stuff it up your goddamned trunk! 😂🤣

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David Perlmutter's avatar

As a superheroine, she's used to being insulted by her enemies, so making cutting, witty retorts in response is a necessity.

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Karen Schwartz's avatar

David, that other platform you speak of isn't the same without you. I'm glad to learn of National Dog Day from Cerberus and his opinion on that. The life of a dog sounds hard.

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ClownWorld Shakespeare's avatar

Don't you mean "Mr. PearlMutt"?

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Thank you.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

It is. But her status as a super-heroic being means that she mostly gets shielded from the worst punishments they endure.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

No- she knows I'm a human being...

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Vinnie's avatar

Hi David, I am only a commenter on "The Stack" thanks for choosing to follow. Unsure if I possess the 'Chops' to post a stack of my own...

Thanks...

Will check yours out!

Those met here, decent intellegent helpful folks so far!

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Emma's avatar

Ha! I just wrote scheduled my newsletter for Tuesday and it has a very related message and mine, I'm afraid, is pretty sanctimonious. Thanks for writing this.

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Carolyn Jones's avatar

This was fabulous! Thank you for making me smile today!

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Jill Ebstein's avatar

I am getting to this too late and I apologize. You see, it really as Cerberus says, "you, you, you," or in other words, "me, me me" but I truly love dogs and I think you rule the world in the nicest of ways. You make your owners more humane, and that is why we need a "Do something awesome for your dog" day (yes I renamed it because I needed your awesomeness to stand out." Please continue to be our alter ego that helps us be the best we can be.

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Susan McCorkindale's avatar

I'm with Karen on all counts!!

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Yana Bostongirl's avatar

Respect. -

Tell 'em Cerberus!

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