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Zail Dugal's avatar

I hope you do create a better world. This story was perfect for where we are now. Hopefully, things will get better after Election Day.

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Diana's avatar

I loved this David. Hopefully, JD Vance won’t read it. He might expand his vocabulary an spew new venom regarding females.

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Joan Spilman's avatar

Great stuff! I met the most terrible, foul, wouldn't shut up even if you poured a can of shut up down her throat woman this week and could use that little dog!

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Freeq O’Nature's avatar

Lol. Like living in the middle of homoville and asking for a fag, or describing my mood as gay. The plebes just don’t get it.

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Kathy Napoli's avatar

Your creativity is remarkable with definitive messages that get to the heart of the matter. Thank you for sharing your talents with Substack users like me. I appreciate the way you express yourselves through characters. Your choices draw my attention and capture the intrigue of my own mind. I am a grateful reader.

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Boris Feigin's avatar

Awesome 🤣🤣

Termagant might my new favourite word 🤣

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Sandra Chatelain's avatar

Satisfying read; roaring with power, protecting his turf!

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Katharine Hill's avatar

Very clever, David. Past my bedtime but I enjoyed the guest post.

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Karen Altergott Roberts's avatar

All for that better world, pup!

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Jill Ebstein's avatar

Please please create a better world. We are all waiting for you to be our superhero

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Dawn's avatar

I'm a women, and I'm not ok with how we are viewed. I'm married seven years, and don't believen consent, until after married. So that should put me in a high category, of too good for anything to do with a slut, whore, tramp ect.. That's slander to call a women one of those.

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Jessica Maison's avatar

Really fun read. Love it

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C. Lee McKenzie's avatar

How interesting that the old saying about the world going to the dogs is now something we can hope for. It should go to anything but the current Republican gang. Loved reading the post!

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Dawn's avatar

My dog isn't included in this bs. She's a little Chihuahua. She's not a human person. People have called her a whore for having her pups. I went off on people for it. How about they keep their legs themselves closed, along with that stupid running mouth. I don't play that bs.

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Laura Mohsene's avatar

Enjoyed this post very much.

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C.J. Heck's avatar

What an adorable idea, writing from a whole different persona than a human. It was easy to picture it in my mind. Thank you, David.

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Ellis's avatar

Not everyone has this facility to express themselves - you do!

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